more word confusion...

Today we spent all day at the farm where Bain and Asher fixed fences. Needless to say, Asher was SUPER dirty! Asher looked at himself in the mirror and sighed and said, "I guess I am going to have NIPPLES on my face." WHAT?!?! Then I remembered telling Asher that if he doesn't wash his face he would get PIMPLES. "PIMPLES not NIPPLES, honey!" He said, "Oh yeah, pimples."

this is a funny story...

So this morning Asher brings me this booklet that came in the mail, he says "Mom here's your tampons." I said, "What?!?! thats not a tampon." Asher says, "Yeah IT IS, Dad threw it in the trash but I got it out because you need your tampons." I said, "Seriously, that is not a tampon." Asher continued to argue with me. Finally I just took the booklet and said thank you...I try to pick my battles wisely. When I turned the booklet over I saw COUPONS! I said, "OH...Asher, you mean coupons NOT tampons." He just shook his head and said, "Yeah Yeah Yeah...thats what I meant."

I laughed so hard! I think his facial expressions made it even funnier, he was soooo serious. Everytime I think about it I just chuckle...kids really do say the funniest things!

I am sure everyone is wondering why my 3 1/2 year old son knows anything about tampons...GOOD QUESTION!?!?!